seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
In other news, I just burned my penis
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The air taste purple.
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