a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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