Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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