no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Randomize
