So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He did a backflip because drugs
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
