There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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