I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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