North Korea, Best Korea!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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