Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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