I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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