ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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