we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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