I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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