Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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