Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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