You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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