First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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