i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
itβs about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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