chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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