Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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