why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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