I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's paper in my vomit.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
