theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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