Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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