respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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