Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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