I don't think brook has ever known best
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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