white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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