That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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