is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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