I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He literally asked permission to hit on me
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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