hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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