I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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