Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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