I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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