Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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