Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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