Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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