Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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