i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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