You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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