I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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