Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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