yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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