I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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