We should be called the Road Head Warriors
love makes seman taste better
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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