it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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