question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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