we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
