Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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