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Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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