that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?