ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.