Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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