why didn't you poke me back
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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