Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You have to summon your inner elephant
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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